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hi im destiny. i have a tumblr obsession, im addicted to chocolate covered raisins, i like to drink lots and lots of vodka, and i have a pretty epic closet.
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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

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bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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nayx:

penis companies

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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sirxtokes:

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

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